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Manchester United v Manchester City Hedley’s View
Don’t think anyone would have seen the United result coming. So … Alas for Manchester United, With title hopes utterly blighted! After such a home drubbing Diehard fans will be blubbing, Whereas City’s will all feel delighted! by Hedley at the British Library
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Football Funny
A seasoned manager welcomed a new apprentice to the dressing room, and went on to pull the new boy’s leg, as he often did with the apprentices. He said ‘Wayne, your drug test has come back inconclusive. Find a cup, pee in it, and just leave it on the Vice-Chairman’s desk. Shout out to Gary, who’s trying to sell me a Mini!
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Copenhagen
So United have lost to some Danes! From the terraces can be heard strains Of fans feeling frustrated And of players being slated: “Hey Rashford! Have you got any brains?” Is there any comfort in the fact that both PSG and Barcelona also lost Tuesday? Not really……! Thanks again to Hedley, our very own 22nd Century Ezra Pound.
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Manchester Limerick
Guardiola remarked to Ten Hag, “I’m trying so hard not to brag, But your defence full of holes Gave us three easy goals – That’s another three points in the bag.” by my old schoolfriend Hedley, who works at the British Library
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Sir Bobby RIP
Along with all of you old enough to remember his 35 yard drives I shed a tear for the late great Sir Bobby Charlton. Remember he played in an era when the football ⚽️ itself, especially when wet, was more like a medicine ball. But his shot from a free kick or in open play barreled in on the goal like a missile! Born in Ashington, a gritty north eastern […] Read More
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