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December 2023
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Football Funny
A seasoned manager welcomed a new apprentice to the dressing room, and went on to pull the new boy’s leg, as he often did with the apprentices. He said ‘Wayne, your drug test has come back inconclusive. Find a cup, pee in it, and just leave it on the Vice-Chairman’s desk. Shout out to Gary, who’s trying to sell me a Mini!
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Good Kop, bad Klopp? Has the Liverpool BMW Skidded?
Is Klopp losing it?! The Kop has stayed behind him, to a man! None of the Spanish manner of One false move and ‘you’re a loser, naa, na, na, na, naa! followed by a stiletto planted firmly between the shoulders! The Board reads The Prince at bedtime!!! Anfield Boardroom eyes will be on Selhurst Park, starting in a half an hour, and more particularly on the Liverpool dugout. In fairness […] Read More
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United Repelled from the Battlements of Fortress St.James
What a performance from Newcastle! The match report comes later. First, a survey of the Geordie temperament. Geordies are a peculiar but admirable bunch. Tucked away in the remote far North, next stop Scotland, they have an accent, an idiom and even a culture that is unique to themselves. They call each other “Pet.” Even if they don’t know you they call you “Bonnie Lad” or “Bonnie Lass.” They are […] Read More
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Everton v Forest – Can Everton Defy Gravity?
Can Everton defy Gravity? Sir Isaac Newton saw an apple fall but can Everton see the way to escape the inexorable force he discovered? As we have observed no club in the Premier League has had a more frustrating start to the season than Everton. For a team that finished the last two seasons in 17th place the ten-point deduction the league handed down last month seemed like a death […] Read More
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Arsenal v Wolves – Ødegaard, Odin’s Hammer?
Top of the table Arsenal played host to a 12th place Wolves team who were looking to find their form in the new month after dropping two of three fixtures in November. Unfortunately for them, Arsenal started with a level of precision and intensity that would rival Pep’s Barcelona sides from the last decade. Arsenal scored with their first two attempts inside 15 minutes. Bukayo Saka kicked off the scoring […] Read More
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